Things you can do when have no Internet Connection ~ Hack The Dark

Here is a list of things you can do when have no Internet Connection. I know its hard to live without internet but what else if it isn't an option.

Open videos and images using notepad
Open a blank page in your browser and repeatedly press F5
Synchronize all the watches you have
Ask yourself why you didn't just go to an Internet cafe
Create your own black book
List all your friends and family members in it
Roast marshmallows
Go to a mall and sit on a bench while staring at a fixed point for the whole day
Watch Titanic for the 15th time
Buy a metro pass and keep going back and forth all day long
Write an eBook
Watch the news
Invite friends over
Call your Internet provider
Comb your hair
Count the number of cars that pass by Your window each minute
Treat yourself to a fancy dinner
Take a shower
Blame Politics and Global Warming
Open the registry and delete all the entries starting with the letter 'a'
Call a friend and ask him what to do
Try renaming a folder into 'con'
Make a prank call
Mow the lawn
Go to a zoo
Uninstall useless programs taking up valuable space
Learn how to make an HTML webpage
Wash your car
Get in your car and keep driving till you run out of gas
Meditate
Just lay back and chill
Play some sports
Arrange your library using the Dewey Decimal System
Watch TV
Give out free hugs
Get in touch with old friends
Read a book
Learn how to cook
Write in a journal
Organize your documents
Mess around with Photoshop
Watch a movie
Bake fudge brownies
Go to the gym
Rename your collection of 10,000 photos
Go swimming
Play solitaire
Cry desperately
Think up a clever list of comebacks for your teacher/boss
Rearrange your desktop icons
Teach your old dog new tricks
Hide behind bushes and scare people
Smile at a random person on the street
Do Your homework
Look in the mirror and try to act cool
Read a newspaper
Play a board game
Call your Internet provider
Arrange your TV channels
Play the pre-installed games on your mobile
Eat something
Find out what all the buttons on your keyboard do
Open a dictionary and learn 100 new words
Go outside and take pictures of random people
Play racing games and lose the race on purpose, every time
Make an HTML webpage
Study for an upcoming exam
Clean up your garage
Walk around town
Go to the beach
Count from 1 to a million
Clean all the monitors around your house
Organize your bookmarks
Figure out the meaning of life
Look through your old yearbooks
Visit a graveyard
Learn how to dance
Drink 8 cups of water
Lie in the grass and watch the clouds
Update your address book
Have a nap
Have a picnic
Go jogging
Defragment your hard drive
Tidy up your room
Learn how to touch type
Learn a card trick